I suck at texting unless

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

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cherrryblosssom:

fannybox:

tastefullyoffensive:

9 Cats Taking Selfies

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I love cats. 

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8r0dy:

I caught a fly and put a leash on it.

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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cordisre:

Tom Phillips - A Humument (1966-73)

“In 1966 Phillips set himself a task: to find a second-hand book for threepence and alter every page by painting, collage and cut-up techniques to create an entirely new version. He found his threepenny novel in a junkshop on Peckham Rye, South London. This was an 1892 Victorian obscurity titled A Human Document by W.H Mallock and he titled his altered book A Humument.

The first version of all 367 treated pages was published in 1973 since when there have been four revised editions. A Humument is now one of the best known and loved of all 20th Century artist’s books and is regarded as a seminal classic of postmodern art.”

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pizza-party:

Slaughterhouse Starlets by Keith P. Rein

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Paul Rudd dancing

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realhumanbaby:

I don’t know why I’m so afraid of people, the worst they can do is kill me or make me fall in love with them, and I’ve been waiting for both of those things for so long

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kittiezandtittiez:

Nothing to see here, just dodging motherfucking cars

kittiezandtittiez:

Nothing to see here, just dodging motherfucking cars

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